An Introduction

So I did it.

I finally broke down and joined Twitter.

I'm not sure what I could possibly "tweet" that would be interesting enough that people would want to read, but, their call really, not mine. People seem to think they have such interesting lives and I'm not sure mine is that interesting.

Okay, so maybe it's slightly interesting. I'm 23, live with my parents, my siblings, and my 5-month-old son, Declan. I graduated with a degree in economics, and I'll be damned if I don't use it in my everyday life. I even integrated it into my blog: Mamanopoly. Declan only has one Mama, so DEAR GOD do not parent my son or tell me how to do things or I'll kick you ass faster than the chicks from Rock of Love Bus can down a bottle of tequila.

I'm not politically correct. Deal with it.

I'm going to try this blogging thing as well. I'd love to be able to look back on my son's life and say, "See! Mommy did love you! She paid attention!" and be able to say, "On April 25th, 2009 you wore your first pair of jeans." Which is true, by the way. He inherited his father's ass which is a fantastic quality that I hope all girls appreciate later in life. Of all the things Declan got from his father, his ass would probably be one of the better qualities. Let me back track and say that he has other qualities that Declan inherited that are just as nice, but hot damn. Nice ass.